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Joke of the Day

"I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me ""sweetie"" too."

"*walks up to dealer* I would like 3 weeds please ""Are you a cop?"" No I love crime and tomfoolery ""..."" Could I also get a bushel of cocaine?"

"The French cow says MEUX..."

"How do mathematicians become engineers? You just gotta apply yourself."

"Turns out if you fake a heart attack every Monday work sends you to HR and not the hospital."

"What's the best part about child molestation jokes? You don't understand it until you're older!"

"I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper Now I'm a maid man."

"Tolkien once wrote a novel set in an office... It's titled, ""And My Fax""."

"Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !"

"Whats the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay."