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Joke of the Day

"I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad-aly cool!"

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"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...all over my crotch when I'm driving."
"My friend called me dyslexic... I told him that he's a smart fella."
"what phone service has the fastest internet? Sprint"
"funny My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys."
"I wish the girls who rejected me in high school could see how many Pokemon I've caught."
"What's a good punch line to a Nazi themed anti-joke? Can you **not see** where I am going with this?"
"What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."
"What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."
"""To each their own"" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you."