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Joke of the Day

"what phone service has the fastest internet? Sprint"

"what do you call a Chinese person with down syndrome? Som ting wong"

"I woke up this morning frightened because my penis had turned completely ORANGE! But then I calmed down when I remembered I was eating Cheetos in bed last night."

"Remember when you were at a friend's house & their folks fought & you didn't know where to look? It's how I get when Glee does a rap song..."

"Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground? Because it's past tents"

"Why did the biscuit cry? His mum had been a wafer too long."

"Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!"

"Billy's parents called the school on the afternoon he completed his make up test, they wanted to know why he was wearing lipstick and mascara."

"Before I had kids I never really reflected on life's little mysteries. For example, why is my toothbrush under the couch?"

"How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza."