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Joke of the Day
"What job can you see yourself doing? Inspecting mirrors"
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"A jewish boy asks his father.. Jewish boy: Father can I borrow $40? Father: $30?! What do you need $20 for??!!"
"Cop - Have you been drinking? Me - No, just taking my photo with R2D2 here. Cop - Sir that's a fire hydrant."
"How do you catch a wild bra? Set a booby trap."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year"
"I get myself into less trouble when I've got a character limit."
"What do you get a first dad for father's day? Condoms. Courtesy of my witty ole' uncle mike"
"What's pink and sits on a piano chair? Elton's John"
"Two stutterers went to order food They didn't."
"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They always steal the green cards."