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Joke of the Day
"What job can you see yourself doing? Inspecting mirrors"
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"I walked in on my wife singing the other day. Surprised, I said ""Oh, I thought you were the radio."" Flattered, she asked ""Did you come to listen?"" ""No,"" I replied, ""I came to turn it off."""
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? When the person answers ""R"" you say ""You'd think that but me first love be the C."""
"All these years and the ""insert thumb and lift"" tab on macaroni and cheese boxes is still lying to us."
"I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum dum dum dum dum dumb......"
"Leo and Matt Damon are talking..... Leo:wanna hear a joke? Matt: sure Leo:OSCAR! Matt: i did'nt get it Leo:EXACTLY"
"My girlfriend told me she wanted a ring. So I said ""Bitch, take your phone off silent!"""
"What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !"
"What is Jesus's go-to pickup line? Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?"