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Joke of the Day
"I wish the girls who rejected me in high school could see how many Pokemon I've caught."
Next Joke
"Instagram better not use my cloud pics. THEY'RE MY CLOUDS GET YOUR OWN CLOUDS ZUCKERBERG!"
"Goodnight moon, goodnight stars. Goodnight weird guy who walks past my house on crutches every night. Goodnight house on crutches."
"If you don't react when the Dr. hits your knee with the mallet, the Hippocratic Oath says he has to kill you with a shotgun right then."
"How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson? it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in."
"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."
"""Knock, Knock..."" ""Who's there?"" ""I Love Mop"""
"What do you call a naked musician? A Natural"
"Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"Beating the drummer (again) What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm? A tattoo."