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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...all over my crotch when I'm driving."
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"[OC] Girls who prefer ""dad bods""... Just want father figures in their lives."
"How do New Zealanders practice safe sex? (NSFW) They paint a red X on the back of the sheep that kick."
"*takes a sip* this wine has a full body, hint of honey, and a rich pallet. ""sir that's windex."" yes, yes, ill take a bottle."
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with."
"What does a sandal do on Sunday's? It saves its sole."
"*lowers car suspension to look more gangster* *takes 12 minutes to ride over a speedbump*"
"I started a camp for kids with ADHD. It's a Concentration camp."
"Man goes to the doctor because he believes he might have hemorrhoids He did and it was rather uncomfortable"
"I have high cholesterol, so my doctor has me on the ""period"" diet One egg a month"