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Joke of the Day
"My friend called me dyslexic... I told him that he's a smart fella."
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"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic man? He lies awake all night wondering if there's a Dog."
"If Hillary debates Trump for 24 hours, what won't you hear? A word of truth."
"A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, and says ""five beers, please"" If you get it you get it"
"My wife had me take out more life insurance and now there's no grip left on the bath mat. Weird."
"What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind the other minds the train."
"what is a vegetable's favorite singer? elvis parsley what is a fly's favorite singer? gnat king cole"
"Legally, you are not required to tell your boss WHY you saved all those Burt Reynolds pictures to the desktop."
"When Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Spiderman, he became... Spidermanman."
"Boss: Did you bring the reports? Me: Hold on. *reaches into pockets and pulls out two middle fingers* Boss: I resign. You're the boss now."