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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."
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"Daddy, what do you think about abortion? Dad: ask your sister. But I don't have a.."
"Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked."
"Why do some people love their VW diesel cars? Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all."
"Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning."
"Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Daisies are brown, I'm a terrible gardener."
"I had a girlfriend.... I once had a girlfriend with a taser.... She was STUNNING (Old joke possibly in this reddit too....)"
"*slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*"
"What rhymes with Jon Snow? He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up."
"Q: What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money? A: You should bill Gates."