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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."
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"What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate? No, a fence."
"BANGkok Too soon?"
"And the bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve time travelers here."" So two time travelers walk into a bar."
"One of life's great pleasures is to watch two idiots agree on something and then hear one of them say ""Great minds think alike""."
"Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold."
"What do you tell a cow that's in the way? Mooooooooooooove."
"BRB YOU GUYS, I GOTTA DO THIS FACEBOOK QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHAT BREED OF CAT I AM"
"I was shopping with my wife the other day and saw a TV on sale for $20... It said that the volume was stuck on full. I looked at my wife and said ""I can't turn this one down!"""
"What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."