39567
Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."
Next Joke
"What do you call a bunch of gay guys in a bowl for breakfast? Queerios"
"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !"
"A man runs into a hospital yelling ""Im having a stroke!"" The nurse replies, ""I know sir, but can you please put your penis back in your pants?!?"""
"What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building? A comickaze"
"[phone makes noise] [gets giddy about how popular I'm about to feel] Oh. It's an email about car insurance. [quietly dies a little inside]"
"What's the difference between a black person and a Jewish person? How they steal your money"
"I named my hard drive ""dat ass"" So once a month my computer would ask if I want to back dat ass up."
"How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb? None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!"