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Joke of the Day
"Crazy Riddle If Jane's daughter is my daughter's mother, then who am I to Jane?"
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"I'm not taking the Democrat convention seriously until someone starts talking to a table."
"Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate."
"Why does Sean Connery suck at DIY? A lack of shelf awareness."
"Did year about the phone war between the iPhone 6s and Samsung s6 I hear the S6 has an edge."
"So a black guy and an asian guy walk into a classroom... The black guy gets a D- while the asian guy gets a B The asian guy gets beat up by the black guy lol"
"I wish I was getting a divorce. Because it would mean someone once loved me enough to marry me."
"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers"" I said ""scissors, I win!"" and drove off."
"The ""Personal life"" section of my Wikipedia article is actually pretty accurate. It's non-existent."
"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? Spirits."