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Joke of the Day
"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? Spirits."
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"A dialogue between Russians. -Guys, maybe we should stop drinking. -We allready did. We're getting wasted now!"
"Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon."
"My girlfriend says if this post will get 1000 upvotes she'll start to exist :'("
"I'm a guy that loves to show a woman exactly what I like sexually. So I start off every first date with a 2-hour PowerPoint presentation."
"My boss told me if I kept showing up late he'd give me a pink slip and I was like, how does he know about my tastes in women's underwear?"
"A corpse walks into a bar... And asks the bartender for a lemonade. ""Of course!"" says the bartender, ""I've never seen a stiff drink!"" Courtesy of the video game Fable 3."
"I'm single by choice Not my choice though, every girl I've ever asked out's choice."
"Medical humour Q. What do you call a white blood cell with one leg? A. A limp-phocyte. (You're welcome)"
"Did you hear there was a nuclear explosion in space this morning?! Most people call it the sun. Note: My dad pulled this on me this morning. My friend hit me when I told them."