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Joke of the Day
"I'm a huge fan Well, I used to be... now I'm an air conditioner"
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"Clint Eastwood says we're the ""pussy generation."" Potty mouth."
"""How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?"" -Cats"
"The Wizard of Oz, synopsis. Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."
"Why do so many people like Harry Potter? It's a charming story."
"Me: I wish Inigo Montoya appeared everytime ""literally"" is misused and did his ""You keep saying that word"" bit Genie: That ones on the house"
"What are Holocaust Deniers celebrating timorrow? The Fourth of Jew Lie!!!!"
"What is the official bird of love? The Swallow."
"What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? Hopefully your girlfriend"
"Jared Fogle ""the subway guy"" was upset to be sentenced to 15 and 1/2 years in Prison today... Funny because 15 1/2 years used to sound pretty good to him."