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Joke of the Day

"So a black guy and an asian guy walk into a classroom... The black guy gets a D- while the asian guy gets a B The asian guy gets beat up by the black guy lol"

"What is a male widow called? single"

"""For I am Christ the Redeemer, He Who Saves!""- Jesus, using his coupons."

"I don't believe it, but Google insists I am the first monkey at a typewriter to bang out the phrase, ""So thirsty I could blow a horse."""

"Yes, curling is silly and basically janitorial work, but that guy's gonna have a gold medal, and all you'll have is your joke about curling."

"A bunch of kids took their mom's sisters to an EDM festival. It was all aunts and aunts and aunts and aunts and aunts..."

"When it comes to returning emails, I only have two speeds: within 3 seconds or within 3 months."

"I hate it when crazy people say Poseidon told them they are the ninja turtles and I don't even remember I told them so."

"I'm an okay dancer until I whip out the finger guns, then I'm just majestic."

"My wife, girlfriend, and slampiece walk into a bar I'm pretty glad I'm not there right now."