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Joke of the Day

"Did year about the phone war between the iPhone 6s and Samsung s6 I hear the S6 has an edge."

"I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don't answer that either."

"What's brown, and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named ""Dave""."

"why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."

"I will not be giving shelter to any men in my bunker after the apocalypse only women, and there is a dress code.... #Doomsday2012"

"I'm in one of those moods that only a virgin sacrifice will appease."

"We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime."

"If I ever need an amber lamps really quickly... I'm going to call a tow truck instead."

"I failed the drivers test even though I stopped for the sign I gave it plenty of time to cross, it's not my fault I hit it."