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Joke of the Day
"You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow."
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"A pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging from his crotch. Someone asks ""what is that on you?"" He responds, ""Arrr, I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"""
"The man who went to the bar with a gun. A man comes in a bar with a gun in his hands and yells ""Who the hell fucked my wife!?"", a voice at the back says ""you don't have enough bullets, mate!"""
"How do Canadians say Milky Way? Milky Eh.... Get it?"
"What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender? I'd like a Corona, please."
"What were Nazi turkeys forced to do each Thanksgiving? Goebel Goebbels."
"Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by ""Spider On My Shirt"". Up next we have ""Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"""
"Hate to be nosey, people in the hallway, but you're too effing loud and yes, that mole should be looked at."
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescendant con descending."
"Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay? They claimed the cows weren't getting a square meal."