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Joke of the Day
"How do Canadians say Milky Way? Milky Eh.... Get it?"
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"What do you feel when there's no coffee left? Depresso"
"I watched her squeeze into the booth, finish 3 Egg McMuffins, & stand-up. ""My knees are killing me, it must be the cold weather,"" she said."
"Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned"
"If I ever have a heart attack, I'm deleting my internet history before I call an ambulance. Better safe than sorry."
"I'm currently on two different diets Because with just one I'm always hungry"
"How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and line the edge with peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole."
"Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you."
"Clickbait Got you."
"Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !"