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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay? They claimed the cows weren't getting a square meal."

"What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor."

"What's the difference between a government bond and a man? *The bond matures.*"

"Abortion - it really brings out the child in you. Anyone got any similar puns? Also: - 9/11 jokes are just plane rude."

"I was given a book, ""How to play the didgeridoo."" All the pages are empty besides one that says, ""Far away from me."""

"There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus."

"Relationship status I just caught myself stroking my gear shifter in traffic."

"Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain? I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind."

"What do a pizza boy and a gyneocologist have in common? They both smell it but can't eat it."

"When telling a joke to a German, it's very important to remember the rule of three. They have a very drei sense of humor."