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Joke of the Day

"What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender? I'd like a Corona, please."

"Why didn't the feminist picnic work out? because they all refused to make sandwiches."

"What does a duck smoke? Quack"

"I had all these small cheese squares but nothing to put them on. I was really cracka lackin'."

"You know how I know you're stupid? You clicked on this link!"

"Harry is a? Fucking WIZARD!"

"When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say ""You hit like a bit$h."""

"If you smell burnt toast, you may be having a stroke... But if you also smell bacon then you're probably having breakfast."

"I'm growing my prostate to raise awareness for moustache cancer."

"Introverts should get a 26.2 sticker for when they have to talk on the phone multiple times in a day."