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Joke of the Day

"Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by ""Spider On My Shirt"". Up next we have ""Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"""

"Homosexual jokes are not funny Come on guys"

"My wife is so skilful... My wife is so skilful she can say ""No"" in thousand different ways. Without even speaking."

"Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth."

"Her: Ok you hang up. Him: No, you hang up first. Her: No, you first. Him: No, you first. NSA: Both of you hang up."

"I wonder who ate the first egg. Like who said, ""I'm a eat the white ball that chicken just shit out."""

"The most artistic boxer Just watched some Evander Holyfield highlight videos. Such artistry! He's like the Vincent Van Gogh of the boxing world."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? It doesn't cost $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"So cute how this taxi driver is taking an unnecessarily long route and driving slowly so he gets to spend more time with me."

"Two fish in a tank Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing"