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Joke of the Day

"Hate to be nosey, people in the hallway, but you're too effing loud and yes, that mole should be looked at."

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"[talking to zoo attendant as I slowly take out a $50 bill] ""No"" What? ""You can't sit in the Kangaroos pouch"" *places $50 back in my pocket*"
"Gays are fucking assholes."
"Given that my grandmother's world is upended by soup that is too salty, I can't help but question how bad The Depression REALLY was."
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer once... I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."
"I remember 2016 Like it was yesterday"
"Guys: never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview... They will clearly see your nuts."
"A Blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio. It says that 2 Brazilian men were killed. She starts crying and says, ""How many is a Brazilian?"""
"what base is it when he catches you sucking on a ketchup packet"
"I had that nightmare again last night where I tweet 141 characters"