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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snow balls."

"What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000? Price is right!"

"my cornflakes bring all the boys to my yard & theyre like this cereals hard damn right my cereals hard u should add milk so its not so sharp"

"Where do onions wrestle? Onion rings."

"Vidi vini Me looking at ancient Etruscan nudes"

"A neutron walks into a bar... A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""

"My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.."

"Everyone was texting her good morning sunshine, so I texted her ""good morning solar eclipse"" Yeah, don't do that."

"What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet? Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)"