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Joke of the Day

"So a rabbi, a bishop, a black guy and a mathematician walk into a bar... ...the bartender looks at them and says ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""

"The down arrow key on my laptop isn't functional. IT asked me if they should call the on-site repair guy to come in today... I told them it wasn't pressing."

"What do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe-Wan Kenobi"

"What do yo call a gay dinosaur that's a transgendered bottom? Trannysoreass!"

"I once knew a brother so smooth he wore a bluetooth in each ear and held the exact same conversation with 2 separate women at the same time"

"Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot."

"Doctor Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!"

"What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!"

"""We were trapped in the elevator and had to make a terrible decision"" Which was? ""We ate Bill"" OMG. How long were you in there? ""4 minutes"""

"What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian bale."