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Joke of the Day
"What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000? Price is right!"
Next Joke
"What did the joints say to the arthritis pain? Uh-Leave! I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come."
"It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"I bet the Al Qaeda recruiting video is just footage of Americans waiting in line for cupcakes."
"Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. ` ` Knock Knock, who's there? Not Sally."
"""hey dad, when did they outlaw hyperboles?"" ""hmm i dont know son, like a bajillion million years ago? idiot"" *cops bust down door*"
"You can freeze a human to -273.15 C He'd be 0K."
"Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
"Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest? Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area."
"Twitter is working worse than a dollar store pregnancy test."