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Joke of the Day
"Where do onions wrestle? Onion rings."
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"What do you call a terrorist who's always late? 9/12"
"Screaming, ""Hitler and the Nazi Party are in a disarray!"" when nudged at parties tells everyone that you fall asleep to the History Channel."
"How does Donald Trump screw in a light bulb? He can't. His hands are too small."
"Me: Pfft.. There is scientific evidence that a woman's brain is lighter than a man's. Her: Perhaps because it gets more exercise."
"Went to a restaurant last night and the waitress had a black eye. I ordered slow and made sure to speak clearly. Because she obviously doesn't listen."
"What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table? I don't knead you anymore."
"What do the chronically late have in common with sex traffickers? They both ""run behind""."
"Why are women terrible drivers? Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen."
"I'm developing a fear of German sausages... I fear the wurst!"