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Joke of the Day
"Vidi vini Me looking at ancient Etruscan nudes"
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"How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out."
"Gonna hand out job applications to teenage trick-or-treaters who ring my doorbell."
"Why can't Monday get a girlfriend? Because it always comes to fast"
"Why the Chinese aren't democratic Because their leaders can't bring themselves to say 'We need to have a great election; People will come from all over the country'"
"What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin"
"I wish parents would watch their kids better because my basement is filling up"
"One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said ""finally! After being a drummer for so long now I am a conductor!"""
"If you date a Chinese girl and you don't want to meet her parents, you're doing it Wong."
"Obama looks rough after the last 8 years in office. Still better than JFK after 2."