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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snow balls."

"What possible bit about trying to buy a large number of ice cream containers and two boxes of tampons says I want to chat you up, douchebag?"

"What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !"

"Why did the billionaire philanthropist spend his fortune bringing butter production to developing countries? Some men just want to see the world churn."

"My Dad just called to give me the ""I'm worried about your drinking"" talk. We are going to meet-up and discuss it over a few beers."

"All I'm saying is that the cheese grater wouldn't have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after EVERY use."

"Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title Number 2 will shock you!"

"From my not quite 3yr old cousin. Q:Why did the doggy cross the road? A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road? A: To get away!"

"I follow ripped guys around the grocery store and just buy what they buy"

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should have used aloha setting."