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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump won the presidency and everyone laughed ... it was Hillary-less."
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"I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros."
"What's a Native's 2 favourite colours? Blue and Blue Light."
"What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner? Turkey."
"The embarrassment when you wake up to find your panties hanging from a chandelier and think, how did I end up in a place with a chandelier?"
"Who do you give a lost gun to? The rifle owner."
"[an octopus seeing a snake for the first time] OMG a foot!"
"deleted scenes are rarely worth the time but on Honey I Shrunk the Kids check out one where the dad thinks he's alone and starts jerking it"
"my dads complaining that i ate all his pills but I'M complaining that he's a giant melting prism of pure energy thats turning into a dragon"
"What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor? Beef on WIC"