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Joke of the Day
"What did one snow man say to the other? Smells like carrots"
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"What do you call a dog woth no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he's not coming"
"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."
"What is the biggest battery size? The D. It's huge."
"I've been searching for my stolen bed. And I won't rest until I find it."
"Our doctor's office painted their examination rooms the color 'Bran Muffin'. They hope to keep our attendance more regular."
"Friend- ""You're drunk."" Me- *mocking voice* ""You're drunk."" Friend- ""Stop."" Me- *morphs into clone of friend* ""Stop."""
"What did the stockroom giraffe say to the apprentice meerkat? You're two short!"
"All the girls I've ever kissed can agree on one thing. It's weird that I have a beak."
"If your surname is Dumpty, don't name your kid Humpty. I mean, seriously."