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Joke of the Day
"Who do you give a lost gun to? The rifle owner."
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"How do you start a baby shower? Throw it into a wood chipper."
"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?"
"It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart. One will see you after a while, and the other will see you later."
"I'm no scientist, but harnessing the power of teen girls talking would probably solve all the world's energy woes."
"If Thom Yorke and Emily Haines hooked up... ...would it be called radiometric dating?"
"Black holes suck. Think about it."
"I must be baked Two muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin looked at the other muffin and said, ""Hey man, is it getting hot in here?"" And the other muffin said, ""Ahhhhh! You can talk!"""
"School Joke Principal: ""I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"" Johnny: ""Nothing, sir."" Principal: ""Exactly!"""
"Why is it so hard to give up fizzy drinks? That shits like liquid Coke!"