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Joke of the Day

"my dads complaining that i ate all his pills but I'M complaining that he's a giant melting prism of pure energy thats turning into a dragon"

"What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!"

"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows."

"Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes? Because Freedom Rings!"

"Weed is not a drug, its a plant. Therefore, I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a florist."

"how do you find Will Smith after it snows? .... look for the fresh prints."

"What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar? Egypt me!"

"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."

"What did the Native American pornstar call himself? Spread Eagle"

"Looked up from my phone for a few minutes. Wasn't worth it."