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Joke of the Day
"What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner? Turkey."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
"What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction? Steam. I'm so sorry."
"What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup."
"My favorite dad joke of all time... Why don't chickens pee? Because they eat with their pecker."
"Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing? Because he was absolutely ribbeting!"
"Some random guy on the street turned me into a bottle of tequila which rather annoyed me. I hate when people Patronize me"
"Subway is rolling out a new signature sub. Ask your sandwich artist for the 'Jared'. It is served with less then 13 grams of fat."
"Mom: Time to wake updog. Son: *groggily* What's updog? Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u? Dad (from hallway): OWNED"
"What is the definition of a menstrual period ? A bloody waste of fucking time."