201610

Joke of the Day

"I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros."

"How do they call women that don't suck dick? They don't call them at all."

"The ATM told me, ""Not enough funds in account,"" when I tried to withdraw. This ATM needs a bigger account."

"I watched Mad Max: Fury Road today."

"Every cloud has a silver lining, except ver. 8.0.1"

"Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card"

"There's an ISIS comedy night coming up... I would go but i'm fairly certain they're all going to bomb."

"If a man hits a woman while driving his car, who's fault is it? Contrary to popular belief, it is the man's fault. There is no reason for him to drive in the kitchen."

"I bet a lot of Seattle fans' wives had to order pizzas last night"

"If a camera adds 10 pounds... Do African children even exist?"