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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor? Beef on WIC"
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"For sale: car. Does not stop. You will have to jump in as I jump out. I have been driving this car for three years. Please help me"
"What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11? ""Nin, ten, *Doh*"" ....I'll leave now."
"Whay does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."
"How is Donald Trump going to shut down the department of education? By renaming it 'Trump University'!"
"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno Business! (say with sass)"
"What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman? ""Do you sell flip-flips?"""
"Redneck word of the day Rectum Ex. I had two good four wheelers but then I rectum."
"I googled 'Gary Oldman' and left off the 'r' It was the longest 3 hours of my life."