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Joke of the Day

"What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common? Some idiot pulled it out to late"

"My middle finger is always ready to give you a standing ovation after you say something stupid."

"What is Grammar? The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit."

"I was in an AWESOME undercover band once No one was sure if we were The Police."

"That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes."

"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"

"The number one cause of depression in people over 30 is hearing co-workers resentfully sing, ""Happy Birthday"" just to get cake."

"Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku? It's called a pseudo-coup."

"MTV has named Miley Cyrus the best artist of 2013. Kinda fitting I guess, since MTV has no idea what music is anymore..."

"What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone"