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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man that as sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."
Next Joke
"What does my ex and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."
"Why is a duck when it's round? Because the farther it flies, the fewer."
"No, they're not called hedge funds because hedgehogs control the global economy. What a silly idea. :) *later to thugs* They know too much."
"I wish snacks could talk so they could verify my whereabouts from 1 am to 3 am this morning."
"To prepare her for real life I make my daughter pretend to tweet on a toy phone when she's taking a crap."
"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook."
"Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there."
"Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs."
"At the Apple store waiting for a snotty Genius Bar guy. Thinking about how a ""crowbar"" has nothing to do with crows either."