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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes."

"Little Timmy... Little Timmy had a drink, But drink he will no more, For what he thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."

"A jew buys a round of drinks for the entire bar ."

"Did you hear about the guy with a premature ejaculation problem? I hear he just comes outta nowhere!"

"I thought about making a cripple joke... ... but it would be lame."

"Fat chances are my favorite chances"

"IamA (Blank) AMA! **My short bio:** Enter stuff here **My Proof:** Enter link here"

"Saw a really stunning cute girl in Thailand on the bus, couldn't stop looking. I thought ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner..."" But she did."

"Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks."

"Today I woke up to a surprise bj for the first time Probably should sleep with my mouth closed from now on"