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Joke of the Day

"MTV has named Miley Cyrus the best artist of 2013. Kinda fitting I guess, since MTV has no idea what music is anymore..."

"What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books? Empty Magazines."

"Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground? Because it's past tents"

"What do you say to a grammar nazi who just got their left side cut off? Their, they're, there. You'll be all right."

"I bet if you work at Tyson Foods sometimes the correct answer to ""guess what"" really is ""chicken butt."""

"[me as a cop] Me: Mrs Hill? Woman: yes Me: it's Ms Hill now Woman: huh Me: ur husbands dead Woman: h-how? Me [hand on her shoulder]: he died"

"Everyone has to pay for their mistakes... except for banks. Banks are apparently exempt from a lot of shit."

"Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom He had nobody to go with."

"If I ever get a llama, I'm totally naming it Dalai."

"I've drawn a cartoon picture of Mohamed and signed it Kim Jong-un. Let's see where this goes."