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Joke of the Day

"My mum doesn't work in IT. So I don't get why she looks at me and keeps repeating ""I wish there was an undo button."""

"Want to know how to lose 100 pounds? Go to the London casino..."

"What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time"

"What does a guy want more than anything in the world? It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first."

"I spent $500 on that Harvard application, damn right I framed the rejection letter."

"Teachers are sometimes like an alarm clock. They won't shut up when you're trying to sleep."

"What concert ticket costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback"

"What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchairs!"

"What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar"

"What do you get when you cut up an avagadro? Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty?"