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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar"

"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."

"My house is like an Indiana Jones movie. Partly because I walk around with a bullwhip, but mostly because of all the cobwebs."

"I just saw a guy with such a big dick he could fuck himself... And all I could think was how he was so full of himself."

"The average male only lives to 25... It just takes 45 years to bury them."

"I have a pretty good memory.. I'd say its about a 9/11. I never forget"

"Texans can't comprehend vegans. We just think their barbeque grills are broken."

"If at first you don't succeed, we have a lot in common."

"What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite? Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)"

"What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters? You'll never de-fetus."