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Joke of the Day
"I spent $500 on that Harvard application, damn right I framed the rejection letter."
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"What gas is best dressed at a dinner party? Formaldehyde"
"Many women say a guy who makes them laugh is all they want. They fail to mention all the things it takes to put them in the mood to laugh."
"My german shepard doesn't like dog food, so we have that in common."
"What is the slogan of the Mormon Church? ""We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."""
"Let's not buy them two of all the same toys we said. It'll teach them to share, we said. We are idiots."
"*sees a baby screaming on the plane* wait-- WAIT. WHY IS HE SCREAMING. OH MY GOD WHY IS HE SCREAMING. WHAT DOSE HE KNOW THAT WE DONT"
"Did you hear about the deaf man who was diagnosed with cancer? He didn't."
"What do you call a Canadian group of racists? The Ku Kanux Klan."
"a blonde and an african walked into a bar, the african said he did a lot of hardwork to come to the states the blonde agreed!!"