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Joke of the Day
"Teachers are sometimes like an alarm clock. They won't shut up when you're trying to sleep."
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"Fidel Castro was a Muslim Otherwise he would have been called ""Infidel""."
"I've had my heart broken before, but I got back up on that horse and said ""C'mon, can't we give us one more chance? Stomp once for yes."""
"My friend has the Koran on DVD... I asked him if he could burn me a copy."
"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"
"What do you give to an owl who is not being himself? A Bowl (B-Owl)"
"Michael Cera pretending to read the nutritional facts when his dad catches him struggling to open a jar of pickles"
"I'm not surprised you had a facelift..but it looks like you are."
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip."
"""911 wats ur emergency"" hi-- huh? um-- so, uh-- ah. oh geez. well im only just now realizimg that the girl at the bar gave me a fake number"