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Joke of the Day
"Want to know how to lose 100 pounds? Go to the London casino..."
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"A horse walks to a bar... Many people get up and leave the bar as they see the potential danger in the situation."
"What do you call it when you shit yourself during the first meal of the day? An Incontinent-al Breakfast"
"*robbing a bank with a chainsaw* Me: GIVE ME ALL Y- Teller: WHAT M: GIVE ME THE MONEY T: SIR YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT IN HERE M: WHAT"
"I've decided to take some time off Facebook so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back"
"How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !"
"Have you heard about the world's safest driver? He's wreckless!"
"Life is like a silent fart Pfft."
"What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? ""Attention K-Mart shoppers..."""
"What has 2 legs but doesn't use them? A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)"