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Joke of the Day

"What does a guy want more than anything in the world? It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first."

"Jewish pedophile what did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid walking down the street? Hey kid wanna buy some candy?"

"A blind man walks into a bar. then a chair.. and then a table."

"I'd get my mind out of the gutter, but I think it's wrong to remove an animal from its natural habitat."

"Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people to see what they do."

"What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band? Dethklok"

"My gf told me to stop being childish, she just wants to come in for a talk not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress"

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!"

"As long as Apple doesn't announce Ben Affleck as the new iPhone I think everything is going to be OK."

"Why was the potato chip angry? Because he was salty Edit: im so sorry."