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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time"
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"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 30 pounds. (and then the female come-back): What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes!"
"What do you get when you mix free running with golf? Parfour Sorry"
"Ever just read somebody's post and think.... what th H is this person talking about? they never seem to make any sense."
"Language is cool because it's just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos."
"I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I spotted a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, ""Morning.""He replied, ""No, just having a shit."""
"So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down."
"Freeze a regular Snickers bar for the satisfying CRUNCH of all your front teeth breaking at once."
"Wind In The Willows: Choosing Nicknames: Ratty: I'll be The Ratster! Toad: I'll be The Toadster! Mole: I'll be The Molest... I'll be Moley."
"Every man's dream is to wake up with two women in bed. One saying ""good morning honey"" and the other ""good morning daddy""."