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Joke of the Day

"(OC dad joke) What do you call a goat on a small mountain? A hillbilly"

"An apple a day keeps my fruit-picking business trapped in bankruptcy."

"How'd you sleep last night? Like God during the holocaust."

"[therapy] WIFE: he favors our son over our daughter ME: No way, I love whatsherface just as much as I love Johnny"

"TL;DR The fine bros me: i'm allergic to peanuts fine bros: is that an allergic reaction? me: yes fine bros: see you in court"

"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/Jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers"

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else."

"Donald trump will be the best prime minister ever Jokes on you mods ! I already made a trump joke Damnit it's automatic. Seems like ""trump will do an excellent prime minister"" wasn't funn-ier"

"She wanted me to spice things up in bed. But my Jalapenis just burnt her."

"Shout out to sidewalks. Thanks for keeping me off the streets."