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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchairs!"
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"My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate."
"A blowfly goes into a bar and asks... Is that stool taken?"
"How do you f*ck a Greece woman? Get a job at the ECB"
"This may be the vodka talking, but ."
"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese in the United States. He wants to make America grate again."
"[Guy sees octopus doing squats at the gym on 4 legs] ""You doing legs today?"" Octopus: Yeah my fourarms hurt."
"""Better to be pissed off than pissed on!"" Actually, I prefer a third scenario where I'm not angry or covered in piss."
"macklemore could poop into his own bare hands onstage & half the write-ups would be ""ah finally a rapper who isn't obsessed with shiny cars"""
"""Love"" means never having to say ""I'm scoreless at tennis"""