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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance."
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"What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI? My Grandma can unlock an iphone."
"Him: ""I feel-"" Me: ""I FEEL IT TOO. IT'S JUST LIKE PHOEBE SAID. YOU'RE MY LOBSTER."" Him: ""-gassy."""
"Car insurance companies got it right Don't date women under 25!"
"Less than 1 month without a pope.... .....and we've already cured HIV."
"Did you hear about the first gay bar in Saudi Arabia? It's called: Allahu Cock-bar!"
"How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side."
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."
"Who is the rudest person in my mathematical family? Aunt Sally"
"I once farted in an Apple store... It's not my fault they don't have windows."