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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance."
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"No love I have for someone could ever be strong enough to make me think it was appropriate to stand side-by-side with them on an escalator"
"If Trump wins the election, Mexicans be like.. [removed]"
"Its real cute how pedestrians confuse ""right of way"" with immortality."
"I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget."
"Eating broccoli is a lot like anal sex... If you're forced to have it as a kid, it's less enjoyable when you're an adult."
"Enjoy dogs while you can. One day they're going to evolve opposable thumbs and open all of our cupboards and shit"
"Sperm whales were created when Chuck Norris masterbated in the ocean."
"How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb? does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?"
"I was trying to think of a Legend of Zelda pun... But I don't want to tri and force it"