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Joke of the Day

"If Trump wins the election, Mexicans be like.. [removed]"

"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra."

"The doctor gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved."

"The chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was to chicken."

"I want to leave this world the way I entered it ... With a woman desperately trying to get me out of her vagina."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints!"

"We play cop games because my boyfriend likes to ""discharge his weapon."""

"What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement? Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675."

"Yo momma so nasty... that flesh eating bacteria won't even eat her pussy."

"Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?"