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Joke of the Day

"Eating broccoli is a lot like anal sex... If you're forced to have it as a kid, it's less enjoyable when you're an adult."

"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANES! When do we want them?! NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who do not understand binary and those who did not expect this joke to be in ternary."

"The name is Berry Dickenson (shitty oc)... ...As in I wish to bury my dick in your son."

"I misused a comma in my last tweet and now I'm having problems with my colon. I know it has nothing to do with my period."

"There are two things a true man never chases... His liquor nor his women."

"In future period films set in the late 2000s/early 2010s, I hope they accurately portray all 16:9 televisions showing stretched 4:3 content."

"[first day as a bartender] Customer: gimme a scotch on the rocks Me [scrunching towel into glass]: I know lemonade, I can do lemonade"

"A common pick-up line at the gay bar.. ""Can I push in your stool?"""

"I'm going to open a French-Vietnamese restaurant serving fake noodles.... I'll call it Faux Pho."