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Joke of the Day
"So I had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...It made no cents"
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"i bet today is the most confusing day in harlem!"
"Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom? Because it's waaay easier to swallow"
"[music club] what should we play today [hand goes up] yes joe? ""banjo"" all those who wanna ban joe raise their hand [everyones hand goes up]"
"I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel, but it takes up too much space in my freezer."
"Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts association, Nice to see a lot of new faces here today."
"The cashier is telling me to ""have a nice day,"" but judging by her tone she wants me to ""die in a tire fire."""
"If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive."
"What are the two fastest things in the world? The second fastest is your asshole snapping shut. The first fastest is that little drop of water..."
"My gf thinks I cook our meals cause I love her. Really, it's cause I'm afraid she might try to poison me."